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DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

 

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

If your havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Call me any time
36 24 36 (slaver)
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Your havin' problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee I'll be happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

 

LOVE AT FIRST FEEL

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

You never told me where you came from,
You never told me your name,
I didn't know if you were legal tender,
But I spent you just the same.
I didn't think it could happen to me,
But I fell in love in the first degree -

It was love at first feel
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They said it was disgustin'
They told me it's was a sin,
They saw me knocking at your front door,
And they saw me smile when you let me in.
Yeh honey we're all alone,
But lets get it happening,
While your mum and dad ain't home -

It was love at first feel
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(Feel good just like I knew it would)

BIG BALLS

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Oh I've got big balls
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Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Oh I've got big balls
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker

ROCKER

(1975)
(Young, Young, Scott)

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a right out of controller
I'm a wheeler
I'm a dealer
I'm a wicked woman stealer
I'm a bruiser
I'm a cruiser
I'm a rockin' rollin' man.

Got slicked back hair
Skin tight jeans
Cadillac car
And a teenage dream.

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man

Got lorex socks
Blue suede shoes
V8 car
And tattoos

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man

PROBLEM CHILD (1976)

(Young, Young and Scott)

 

I am hot

And when I'm not

I'm cold as ice,

Get out of my way,

Step aside

Or pay the price

 

What I want I take

What I don't I break

And I don't want you

With a flick of my knife

I can change your life

There's nothing you can do

 

'Cause I'm a problem child

 

Make my stand

 

No mans land

On my own

Man in blue

It's up to you

The seed is sown

 

What I want I stash

What I don't I smash

N' I don't need you

Dead or alive got a .45

N' I never miss

Every night

Street light

Drnkin' booze

Some run

Some fight

I win they lose

 

What I need I like

What I don't I fight

N' I don't need you

So say bye bye

While your still alive

Cause your time is due

 

'Cause I'm aproblem child

THERE'S GONNA BE SOME ROCKIN'

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

Well me and the boys are out to have some fun
Gonna put on a show - Come on lets go

There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight.

Every night there's a rock 'n' roll Queen
Gonna quiver and quake
Gonna shake her thing

There's gonna be some rockin'
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We got a big fat sound
Wanna share it round
Got a big bass drum
Gonna have some fun

There's gonna be some rockin'
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Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire)

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

The following is a true story, only the names have
been changed to protect the guilty -

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothings gonna stop us - no nothing

So if you got the money
We got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you got the dollar
We got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long,
Yeh boogie

I've got holes in my shoes
I've got holes in my teeth
I've got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million -

And I've got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean -

And I've got a Mama whose a hummer
Whose keeping me alive
While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
She's working 9 to 5 (knows her place that woman)

Just you wait -
One of these days see me driving round town
In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
And my bottle of booze (no summer time blues)
Shouting out 'look at me'
In my rock 'n' roll voice

No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
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Hello Howard, how ya doin'
my next door neighbour

Oh Yea
Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport

RIDE ON

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

It's another lonely evening
And another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a woman gets me down.

Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head.

That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do -

I'm gonna ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Standing on the edge of the road
Ride on
Thumb in the air
Ride on
One of these days
Ride on
I'm gonna change my evil ways
Ride on
Till then I'll just keep riding on.

Broke another promise
And I broke another heart
But I ain't too young to realize
That I ain't too old to try
Try to get back to the start

And it's another red light nightmare
Another red light street
And I ain't too old to hurry
Cause I ain't too old to die
But I sure am hard to beat.

But I'm lonely
God I'm lonely
What am I gonna do -

Ride on
Ride on
Got my self a one way ticket
Ride on
Ride on
Going the wrong way
Ride on
Gonna change my evil ways
Ride on
One of these days
One of these days

Ride on
Ride on
Gonna ride on
Ride on
Looking for a truck
Ride on
Ride on
Keep on riding
Riding on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
Ride on
Ride on
Gonna have my self a god time
Ride on
Oh yea
Ride on
Ride ride ride
Ride on
One of these days
Ride on
One of these days

SQUEALER

(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)

She said she's never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it (and she never won)
She said she'd never been
Never been balled before
N' I don't think
She'll ever ball no more (fixed er good)

Hey
Squealer - when I held her hand
Squealer - made her understand
Squealer - when I kissed her lips
Squealer - and sucked her finger tips
Squealer - she started getting hot
Squealer - made it hard to stop
Squealer - it got too much
Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch

Squealer
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